LAUGHTER ! THE BEST MEDICINE
From :Reader’s Digest ,April 2012, page:22-23
*An elderly man is pulled over by police at 2 am and asked where he’s going at this time of night.
The mana replies, “ I’m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late”.
The officer then asks “ Really?who’s giving a lecture at this time of night?”
The manreplies, “ my wife”
Willam Carter
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A wife asks her husband,”Could you go to the shop for me and buy one carton of milk and, if the have eggs get six.”
Ashort time later, the husband comes back with six cartons of milk. The wife asks him,”Why on earth did you buy so much milk?”
He replies,”They had eggs.”
Andre Harkin
Q: Why does a man twist his wedding ring on his finger?
A:he’s trying to figure out the combination.
Adam Joshua Smargon
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